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Office Jokes
2mo (edited)
Mera toh UPSC hi Plan B hai
Kya batau dosto, hamare pyaare corporate waale dosto, kehne ko toh ham bhi dede UPSC ka exam (corporate me toh 8 round, 10 round, ye managerial round, wo HR round paar karke offer milta hai, yaha toh bas 1 hi interview hai) lekin UPSC ka motivation bhai subha office aate time rehta hai, ghar jaata hu toh motivation ka M bhi nahi dikhta... Ab toh ek hi tarika tha ki dil tudwa lo kisi se, lekin jisko propose kiya usi ne Yes boldiya... Yaha bhi motivation khatam hogya. Lekin phir bhi UPSC hi plan B hai, ab aaplog hi batayiye ki kha se lau motivation... Waise aap logo ka Plan B kya hai? maan lo company ne layoff kardiya toh?
a deputy manager
2mo
Chole bhature ki dukaan kholenge
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gemsbond
2mo
works at
Chaat ka thela🤣
an operations executive
2mo
Plan ye hai ki koi plan nahi hai
a sales executive
2mo
Plan B rakhna toh sb chahte hai par sacch toh ye hai ki hota kisi ka kuch nahi hai
a consultant
2mo
ye koi meme hai
leadersheep
2mo
A Team Lead
Plan B is marrying a girl with a rich dad and no siblings😈
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beautifuluniverse
2mo
works at
Tech LLP
India is very big country. In case if lay off happens, try somewhere else for job..keep making plan B,C,D..we have alphabets till Z. If not sufficient, then we have unlimited numbers to make plan
a hr executive
2mo
😂😂😂
a process analyst
2mo
😂😂😂
an analyst
2mo
uffaaa!
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