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4mo (edited)
Mera toh UPSC hi Plan B hai
Kya batau dosto, hamare pyaare corporate waale dosto, kehne ko toh ham bhi dede UPSC ka exam (corporate me toh 8 round, 10 round, ye managerial round, wo HR round paar karke offer milta hai, yaha toh bas 1 hi interview hai) lekin UPSC ka motivation bhai subha office aate time rehta hai, ghar jaata hu toh motivation ka M bhi nahi dikhta... Ab toh ek hi tarika tha ki dil tudwa lo kisi se, lekin jisko propose kiya usi ne Yes boldiya... Yaha bhi motivation khatam hogya. Lekin phir bhi UPSC hi plan B hai, ab aaplog hi batayiye ki kha se lau motivation... Waise aap logo ka Plan B kya hai? maan lo company ne layoff kardiya toh?
a deputy manager
4mo
Chole bhature ki dukaan kholenge
a chat and email support executive
4mo
@a deputy manager 🤣🤣pyaz me leaunga
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gemsbond
4mo
works at
Chaat ka thela🤣
herbaltandoori
author
4mo
@gemsbond Mast bhai,
an operations executive
4mo
Plan ye hai ki koi plan nahi hai
herbaltandoori
author
4mo
@an operations executive Ye hui na baat, simple sa rule hai - karo ya maro
a sales executive
4mo
Plan B rakhna toh sb chahte hai par sacch toh ye hai ki hota kisi ka kuch nahi hai
herbaltandoori
author
4mo
@a sales executive ye bhai hai, ek taraf plan B hai illusion aur dusari taraf aapki baat hai reality
a consultant
4mo
ye koi meme hai
herbaltandoori
author
4mo
@a consultant nahi, bas ek reality hai
leadersheep
4mo
A Team Lead
Plan B is marrying a girl with a rich dad and no siblings😈
herbaltandoori
author
4mo
@leadersheep bhai jo bhi dekhna 2 dekhna...ek hamare liye bhi
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beautifuluniverse
4mo
works at
Tech LLP
India is very big country. In case if lay off happens, try somewhere else for job..keep making plan B,C,D..we have alphabets till Z. If not sufficient, then we have unlimited numbers to make plan
herbaltandoori
author
4mo
@beautifuluniverse wah, ye hui na baat
a hr executive
4mo
😂😂😂
a process analyst
4mo
😂😂😂
an analyst
4mo
uffaaa!
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