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masterpie

1mo

works at

Lloyd Law College

#Overtime

🤣🤣🤣

an operations executive

1mo (edited)

You do this too, right?

Reaches office Fills out that standup form Breakfast - gotta fuel up! Back to the work Tea break - gotta stay hydrated! More work Lunchtime Quick walk to clear my head. Back to the grind! Evening tea My manager to me -

sudhirnripat74

2w

works at

iVistec Partners India Private Limited

When I open LinkedIn 😬

sudhirnripat74

1w

works at

iVistec Partners India Private Limited

dream 🤣

sudhirnripat74

1d

works at

iVistec Partners India Private Limited

😬...k

sudhirnripat74

2w

works at

iVistec Partners India Private Limited

Employee of the year 😄

sudhirnripat74

6d

works at

iVistec Partners India Private Limited

My Inner voice 😬

sudhirnripat74

5d

works at

iVistec Partners India Private Limited

Daily routine 😁🤣

sudhirnripat74

4d

works at

iVistec Partners India Private Limited

Me at office 😄

sudhirnripat74

4w

works at

iVistec Partners India Private Limited

Harsh reality 😬

sudhirnripat74

1w

works at

iVistec Partners India Private Limited

nhi hoti 😬

sudhirnripat74

1mo

works at

iVistec Partners India Private Limited

My wish😆😂

sudhirnripat74

4d

works at

iVistec Partners India Private Limited

Lost My last hope😬

sudhirnripat74

1mo

works at

iVistec Partners India Private Limited

One employee to another

a software engineer

2mo (edited)

I did this and now on PIP😅

Read somewhere :Best hack for work life balance is leaving your laptop at office😅

a catalog associate

1w

Funny but true

a deputy manager

1mo (edited)

20 Likes on this post and ill take leaves for 5 days 🥲

sudhirnripat74

6h

works at

iVistec Partners India Private Limited

Suru hote hi khatam 😂

joyfulworker

1mo

works at

Analyzer CAE Solutions

Your thoughts on this 🤣

Bhai meri to shadi b nahi hui hai😢

sudhirnripat74

2d

works at

iVistec Partners India Private Limited

Relatable 😆😁

a senior executive

1mo (edited)

Koi paise dedo yaar😭

Coldplay ka ticket dekha aur salary dekhi lagta hai "Clocks" ki tarah bas tick-tock kar rahi hoon ⏰ Concert toh sapne mein hi milega 🌙 aur salary? Bas "Yellow" jaisi thoda sa hope par kuch nahi milega 💸😭 bas sapne dekhte rehna padega 😅

a senior officer

4w

70hr work week at it's peak

Each and every employee should learn from the business owners for how to work 70 to 90hr per week and make them more successful to creative a new work hours for you 😂😂😂😂.

a product operations executive

1mo

Cold Play! We all love

The only cold play most us can afford😭... what's your opinion?

sudhirnripat74

3d

works at

iVistec Partners India Private Limited

Kyu nhi mil rhi kamyaabi Reason -

a catalog associate

1w

Like or not

Collegue: I don't like tomatoes but I like tomato ketchup. Your turn now Le me : I don't like job, but I like salary

sudhirnripat74

2w

works at

iVistec Partners India Private Limited

Agree 💯

sudhirnripat74

2mo

works at

iVistec Partners India Private Limited

My story 🫣😂

an analyst

6d

Fake smile🤣

sudhirnripat74

3w

works at

iVistec Partners India Private Limited

Honest reply 💯

hukumamatata

8h

works at

Infosys

Ever happened with you?😂

HR - Why did you switch 5 companies in 2 years? . . Me - For salary. Obviously! HR - ……? Me - What? HR *dheemi awaz me* - Does it really work? Me *dheemi awaz me* - Yeah it does! You should try it too. HR *back to her normal voice* - I will send you the offer letter by email by evening.

a team manager

2mo

HRs on Social Media vs In Real Life

On Social Media: HR1: Candidate asked for 30k, I offered 40k HR2: Candidate asked for 50k, I offered 65k & Work from home In Reality: Candidate asked for 45k, I offered 30k, and gave 6 day working week with no fixed working hours and the candidate’s kidney. The hypocrisy of this community🤌

sudhirnripat74

3w

works at

iVistec Partners India Private Limited

Me😆

timepasstiwari

2w

A Digital Markter

Baki 2 kal mil jayenge😉

a team manager

2w

My brother suspended from work for a meme🤣🤣

beautifulsunrise

3w

works at

Info Edge

Cab Situations In Metro Cities

New idea to reach the office on time 😂😂

sudhirnripat74

1mo

works at

iVistec Partners India Private Limited

Critical condition 😂

hotsuperhero

1mo

works at

Ajaymeru Publication

Friday Feels: When 'Urgent' Tasks Ruin Your Weekend Vibes 🤣

"I love how 'urgent' tasks always seem to appear at 4:55 PM on a Friday, just when I was about to leave for the weekend and forget about work for two whole days 🤣🕰️😩 #OfficeLife #ProductivityHacks 💼📊😂"

beautifulsunrise

1w

works at

Info Edge

Love Hate Relationship with my office

Office life: 80% existential dread (work, boss, toxicity), 20% pure joy (my friends, the cafeteria, and the sacred coffee break ritual). The math checks out, right?

sudhirnripat74

3w (edited)

works at

iVistec Partners India Private Limited

When I use chrome 😆

stylishjasmine

4w

works at

TCS

Khushi ki leher

a production artist

1mo

The absurdity

Idk if I should laugh or cry saw a job postings for a teaching job competitive pay is 400rs for 10-20 min video...I am just too stunt wth is Indian market

sudhirnripat74

1mo

works at

iVistec Partners India Private Limited

Agree

sudhirnripat74

1mo

works at

iVistec Partners India Private Limited

Smile😊

a system engineer

1w

Have you seen a more hypocrite CEO ever?

Starbucks CEO to layoff 1100 employees to remove unnecessary spends... This is the same CEO who uses private jet to fly 1600km to office 3 times a week! The term 'Doglapan' was coined for this specific case only, it seems

an accounts manager

3w

Leave Approval 😄

My HR Knows me Very Well, I messeged her : I'm not feeling well, kindly grant me a leave. She Replied : Okay, Vaise Kaha ja rahe ho ghumne ? 😅😆

a librarian

4w

#Overtime

Mr Murthy is enjoying cricket instead of working on Sunday. That's not a good sign.