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masterpie

3w

works at

Lloyd Law College

#Overtime

🤣🤣🤣

an operations executive

1w (edited)

You do this too, right?

Reaches office Fills out that standup form Breakfast - gotta fuel up! Back to the work Tea break - gotta stay hydrated! More work Lunchtime Quick walk to clear my head. Back to the grind! Evening tea My manager to me -

a software engineer

1mo (edited)

I did this and now on PIP😅

Read somewhere :Best hack for work life balance is leaving your laptop at office😅

joyfulworker

3w

works at

Analyzer CAE Solutions

Your thoughts on this 🤣

Bhai meri to shadi b nahi hui hai😢

sudhirnripat74

1w

works at

iVistec Partners India Private Limited

One employee to another

sudhirnripat74

23h

works at

iVistec Partners India Private Limited

Harsh reality 😬

a product operations executive

1w

Cold Play! We all love

The only cold play most us can afford😭... what's your opinion?

sudhirnripat74

1w

works at

iVistec Partners India Private Limited

My wish😆😂

a senior officer

1d

70hr work week at it's peak

Each and every employee should learn from the business owners for how to work 70 to 90hr per week and make them more successful to creative a new work hours for you 😂😂😂😂.

sudhirnripat74

1mo

works at

iVistec Partners India Private Limited

My story 🫣😂

a team manager

2mo

HRs on Social Media vs In Real Life

On Social Media: HR1: Candidate asked for 30k, I offered 40k HR2: Candidate asked for 50k, I offered 65k & Work from home In Reality: Candidate asked for 45k, I offered 30k, and gave 6 day working week with no fixed working hours and the candidate’s kidney. The hypocrisy of this community🤌

a senior executive

2w (edited)

Koi paise dedo yaar😭

Coldplay ka ticket dekha aur salary dekhi lagta hai "Clocks" ki tarah bas tick-tock kar rahi hoon ⏰ Concert toh sapne mein hi milega 🌙 aur salary? Bas "Yellow" jaisi thoda sa hope par kuch nahi milega 💸😭 bas sapne dekhte rehna padega 😅

hotsuperhero

1w

works at

Ajaymeru Publication

Friday Feels: When 'Urgent' Tasks Ruin Your Weekend Vibes 🤣

"I love how 'urgent' tasks always seem to appear at 4:55 PM on a Friday, just when I was about to leave for the weekend and forget about work for two whole days 🤣🕰️😩 #OfficeLife #ProductivityHacks 💼📊😂"

sudhirnripat74

4d

works at

iVistec Partners India Private Limited

Critical condition 😂

a deputy manager

5d (edited)

20 Likes on this post and ill take leaves for 5 days 🥲

sudhirnripat74

1w

works at

iVistec Partners India Private Limited

Smile😊

a librarian

2d

#Overtime

Mr Murthy is enjoying cricket instead of working on Sunday. That's not a good sign.

stylishjasmine

2d

works at

TCS

Khushi ki leher

sudhirnripat74

1mo

works at

iVistec Partners India Private Limited

Remember..

xgabru

2mo

works at

Carelon Global Solutions

Fyi

xgabru

2mo

works at

Carelon Global Solutions

New "Lafda" Alert! Stay tuned for the most epic battle of wits! Episode 1 of "Manager vs Us" 💪🔪

Kahani HR Department se shuru hogi ...

a production artist

3w

The absurdity

Idk if I should laugh or cry saw a job postings for a teaching job competitive pay is 400rs for 10-20 min video...I am just too stunt wth is Indian market

an operations executive

1w

When you’re ghosted by companies you didn’t even remember applying to. 🫠

sudhirnripat74

1w

works at

iVistec Partners India Private Limited

Agree

sudhirnripat74

1mo

works at

iVistec Partners India Private Limited

😁 mother of taxes

sudhirnripat74

1mo

works at

iVistec Partners India Private Limited

Always remember 😬

lejhand

3w

A Quality Assurance Specialist

Nowadays, the only Offer for which you are:

-Qualified -Shortlisted -Just one step away is..... a loan offer!😊

sudhirnripat74

4d

works at

iVistec Partners India Private Limited

Best answer ever

sudhirnripat74

4w

works at

iVistec Partners India Private Limited

Wish of the year 😀

an operations executive

1w

Me while creating Post on feeds😅😅

sudhirnripat74

1mo

works at

iVistec Partners India Private Limited

Waiting for salary 😆

an operations executive

1w

When you call in sick but end up interviewing for your own replacement ☠️

sudhirnripat74

3w

works at

iVistec Partners India Private Limited

Reality 😂

a catalog associate

2w

The 2 CEOs 👼🏻👹

There are basically 2 types of CEOs in this world: 1) Human CEOs : they consider and treat employees as human beings. 2) CEOs from Hell: they hardly consider employees as humans ..instead see them as just machines made to just do work..such CEOs demand 70 hour , 90 hour works etc ...even if the employee dies out of work pressure, they will just replace them within a day same like how machines and gadgets are replaced

sudhirnripat74

1mo

works at

iVistec Partners India Private Limited

Kaise ayega ?😁

a team lead

6d

Philosophical meme

sudhirnripat74

1w

works at

iVistec Partners India Private Limited

Right?

a catalog associate

2w

Define Stupidity

Stupidity is when you work at world's largest e-commerce company for last 3 years and still get a 23k in hand salary with a useless hope of getting a decent hike/ promotion next time

awesomesnail

6h

works at

Flipkart

Philosophical meme

a senior quality assurance engineer

2w

HR: We are like a family. Candidate: That's great. HR: What's your native? Candidate: Burari HR: 😶😶😶

sudhirnripat74

3w

works at

iVistec Partners India Private Limited

Jugad 😁

a software developer

1d

Why HR Why?😭😭

HR: We will design your salary package in a way that you won't be liable to pay any taxes! Me: Thank you so much, I am okay with 12.5 LPA HR: No no, we are happy to offer you 3 LPA. No taxes for next 7-8 years :-)

a marketing manager

1w

Good morning pineapple